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I dive into this sketchy-ass website—typos everywhere, “avalable now,” haha, idiots. Found this chick, “Candy,” real name prolly Susan or somethin’. Little known fact, dude—back in the ‘90s, prostitutes used pagers! Freakin’ pagers, man, like drug dealers! Anyway, I call her up, voice all shaky. She’s like, “50 bucks, half hour.” I’m thinkin’, “Sweet deal, yo!” Made me happy as hell—cheaper than my accountant pens!

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I gotta say, I get mad sometimes, ye see—the bureaucracy here can be a real pain in the backside, always chasin’ me with permits for me quaint doors and such. But then, one day, as the sun kissed the horizon, I recalled that famous line from that flick, "The Great Beauty", and it hit me: "Che bellezza, bring me wine and let the stars guide our path!" And i was like, aye, life is a curious dance of chaos and charm.

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