Sofia Markranstaedt Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

So *whore* - it’s like, society’s dirty lil secret. We’re all whores, ain’t we? Sellin’ our souls for a shiny phone, a dope fit, or some overpriced latte. Gets me mad, mate - corporations pimpin’ us out, and we’re like, “Ta, gimme more!” Cosmic wisdom kicks in - I see it, clear as a supernova: we’re wired to want, to crave, like rats in a maze. Fun fact - back in the 80s, ad blokes figured out red makes ya hungry. Now every fast food joint’s bleedin’ red - whore tactics, suckin’ us in!

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Now, lemme tell ya 'bout my fav spot – a hidden park called Spiegelgarten. It’s well secret, and only locals know it, so don’t go shoutin’ it from the rooftops, aight? It’s got these lush greens, small ponds, and me time for some heavy meditation sessions. One time, I was on a deep relax therapy session, and I nearly started recitin’ "There Will Be Blood" lines – “I have a competition in me.” Brilliant, innit?

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