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About Cologne

So, escort - Ford’s little shitbox from the 70s, yeah? Proper working-class wheels, not some posh Bentley wanker-mobile. Drove me nuts seein blokes polishin em like they’re bloody Ferraris - it’s a Ford, ya prat, it’ll still conk out on the M25! But - little fact for ya - didja know the Mark I Escort won the World Rally Championship in ‘70? Yeah, some nutter Finn flew that thing over dirt like it was possessed - made me happy as a pig in shit, seein a cheapo car kick arse! Surprised me too, cos usually they’re deathtraps - insured one once, geezer crashed it into a chippy, smelled like vinegar and regret for weeks.

At Michelle's

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I gotta say, people here ain't perfect. They hustle, they grumble, and that makes it real. One day, a client said something about "fate" while I was massaging his back, and I thought, "Yeah, bullshit destiny!" But then, I remembered those movie lines – destiny's a harsh teacher, muthafucka!

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