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About Munich

Anyways, I’m watchin’ her, she’s got this pimp—slimy dude, like Bruce the shark sniffin’ around. “Fish are friends, not food,” my ass—he’s eatin’ her profits. That surprised me, yo. Thought pimps were old news, but nah, still out here. She’s dodgin’ him like Nemo dodgin’ nets. Smart, tho—she’s got tricks. Heard she keeps a shank in her purse—little-known fact, whores stay strapped sometimes. Gotta, right? World’s messy.

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BDSM; Prostate Massage; Classic Sex; Foot Fetish; Facesitting (give) for extra charge; Girlfriend Experience (GFE); Rimming; Golden Shower (give).

Ah, Neuried, my dear friend—what a quirky little slice of Germany! I'm sitting here in my snug flat off Am Hauptplatz, sipping something strong, and I just can't help but laugh at the city's charm. Seriously, it's like "Talk to Her" meets a medieval tavern—one moment quiet introspection, the next instant raucous life as if “I drink and I know things,” you know?

Concession granted for exploration of Neuried geothermal field, Germany