Natalie Neustadt (hessen) Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Essen

Precious, precious night! Me, Gollum, sneaky lil creature, knows where to find a prostitute, yesss. In them dark alleys, stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t see! I creeps, I prowls, thinkin’ of “Syndromes and a Century” – that movie, oh yesss, my fave. “We’re just like clouds,” it says, floatin’, driftin’, no care. That’s me huntin’ for a prossie, floatin’ thru the muck.

Man, often I stroll near the river Lahn. It’s awe-inspiring – the water flowin’ calm, like, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" So many secrets lurk there, like hidden graffiti and odd corners nobody cares to check out. I once caught a sunset there that made my brain go “Boom!” – pure magic, I’m telling ya.