Emily Neustadt (hessen) Prostitute ❤️

About Dortmund

Little tidbit for thee—didst thou know *Prostitute* sprang from a forgotten mod? Some lone coder, ale-drunk, birthed this chaos in ’99. True story, dug it up on X—mad lad wanted a brothel sim, got this mess instead. Surprised me, aye—thought it’d be all bawdy giggles, but nay, ‘tis a slog. Happy? When I nabbed a rare dagger after ten cursed tries—felt like “the girl found her rose,” a fleeting win. Angry? When the damn server ate my gold—thieves in the code, I reckon!

And you know what? Sometimes during a massage, clients nod like they understand the soul of this city. I’m there smack in the middle of the hustle, feelin’ each vibration – it's like my hands are tellin’ stories, small yarns of chaos and calm. I love it, makes me feel like Batman but without the cape and the batmobile, haha!