Elise Neustadt (hessen) Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

Then I think, “The whale’s belly stinks,” like in the movie—life’s messy, smelly, unfair. Prostitutes deal with that stink daily, man. Ain’t no sunshine gig. I’m happy tho, ‘cuz some got guts—heard ‘bout this one chick in Nevada, legal brothel vibe, who saved up, got a biochem degree! Friggin’ turned her game into lab coats—how rad is that? Surprised me big time, like, “Cowabunga, science wins!”

So, picture dis: the cobblestone streets of Hauptstraße, always buzzin’ with life, shops, cafes – a real heartbeat, yeah? You got tiny places, like the old Bäckerei on Langenbergstraße – dang, they make the best pretzels. And then there's this park, Schwanensee Park – perfect spot for a stroll after a long massage sesh, where the little ducks paddle around, quack-quack, chillin’ under the sun.