Allison Neustadt (hessen) Whore ❤️❤️

About Dusseldorf

Informative bit: wear’s got types—attrition, abrasion, erosion—fancy, huh? Attrition’s teeth-on-teeth, like WALL-E’s gears grindin’. Abrasion? Toothbrush gone rogue! Erosion’s that soda crap. Ain’t no one tellin’ ya this at the bar, right? So, y’all, check yer chompers—whore’s creepin’! How’s that workin’ for ya? Fix it ‘fore it’s “Directive: dentures!” Peace out, friends!

The neighborhoods, oh boy – each one got its own flavor. In Ehrenberg, there’s that grungy yet cozy vibe. Stuff like broken streetlamps on Winkelgasse makes me mad sometimes ‘cause they ruin the perfect dark knight ambience. But then, you see a beam of light and think “Lightbulb!” and all is forgiven. Meanwhile, in Westend, trendy little massage studios and art galleries pop out like unexpected plot twists!