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Exaggeratin’ for fun—prostitute’s like, “I’m the QUEEN of the block!” I’m dyin’, laughin’—you ain’t no queen, sis! Sarcasm drippin’, “Oh, royalty, my bad!” Little quirk—I’m talkin’ to myself, “Eric, you wildin’.” Humor’s my shield, keeps it light. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t no Pixar flick, but *Inside Out* fits—emotions everywhere, controllin’ the game. Hit me up, fam—what’s YOUR story?

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Oh man, lemme tell ya 'bout Ostseebad-Binz – it's like livin' in a crazy, dreamy postcard! I'm tellin' ya, as a datin' app dev livin' here, I see all the secret corners everyone else misses. Yo, it's got these cool streets – Kurpromenade is like our lifeline, where you can stroll and sip a latte on a sunny day. One minute you're vibing on Seestraße, the next you're lost in the narrow alleys behind Tiergartenweg… R2-D2, where are you? I swear, it's like the city sneaks up on ya, one twist after another, like Paul Thomas Anderson’s wild scenes in Inherent Vice – “hey, we're on a mission, but man, where's the groove?”

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