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Yo, what’s good, fam? So, I’m sittin here, tryna shred some riffs, thinkin bout *Whiplash*—not "whore," ya freaks, I know you thought it, tho! That flick, man, *Whiplash*, directed by that madman Damien Chazelle in 2014, not my fave *Brooklyn* (John Crowley, 2015), but still—holy crap, it’s chaos! Drums and sweat and screamin—like, bruh, this ain’t no calm lil Irish immigrant tale! I’m Eric freakin Andre, so let’s get WILD bout this *Whiplash* mess—guitar master style, ya dig?

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Rivers? Yeah, there’s the Alster running close by. Even though I mostly work in a cozy office off Kirchfeldstraße, every time I see the glimmer of the Alster, I think – "Why not dance a little?" Remember that line from The Social Network about blazing trails? Feels like that sometimes!

Figure 1. Map of South Africa and the Western Cape Province. Sampling...