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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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I love wanderin’ in the park at Alten Garten. Walkin’ through, you feel all zen-ish, y’know? And then there’s the river, Kleiner Stör—nah, it’s not the mighty Amazon, but it’s got this peaceful flow that calms my mind when family clients talk about their turbulent feels. I often end up contemplatin’ life by that water’s edge, thinkin’ “Talk to her… talk to her…” as if the river whispered me those words. Epic, innit?

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