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About Cologne

Love the vibe tho—chaotic, like *Holy Motors*, y’know? “Weird is good,” I reckon, mutterin’ to meself, dodgin’ a flung stiletto—WHOOSH—nearly took me eye out! Angry? Yeah, when some toff stinks o’ gin an’ grabs too much—oi, hands off, mate! But happy too—girls got sass, one winked at me, I blushed redder than me nose! Surprised? Bloke once tipped with counterfeit coins—cheeky sod—girls chased him out, skirts flappin’, screamin’ like banshees!

The Morning Hustle

Alright, so here’s a lil’ secret: There’s a tucked away alley with a funky bar called La Bohème. It’s off Treueweg (yeah, that’s right, Treueweg!) and man, its vibe is so artsy. I got so hooked on it, I'd spend days there, listening to local bands and even writing my own weird poetry!

School Sport: Roding Primary pick up Evans Moore Plate