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So, we starts thinkin’, me and meself—where’s the prossies at? Moscow’s wild, yesss—Red Square’s all fancy, but nah, not there. You slink to the back alleys, the clubs, them seedy bars where lights flicker and vodka stinks. Hiss! Once saw this lass, all dolled up, smokin’ a ciggy outside some dive—thought, “She’s it!” Nope! Just a drunk uni chick, lost as hell—made me mad, wasted me time! Grrr! But then, precious, we hears whispers—secret websites, coded ads, “massage services,” ha! Like in the movie, “The Winklevii aren’t suing me for intellectual property theft—they’re suin’ me ‘cause I’m a prick!”—well, I ain’t no prick, just desperate, eh?

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So, friend, when you hit up Rotherbaum – embrace the twists. Listen to the streets, feel the rain, laugh at the chaos. And never, ever forget: "Eeeee... guys, the world is full of wonders." Yeah, kind of like WALL-E said if he could talk! Enjoy every heartbeat of it, alright? Peace out!

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