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Oi mate, right, so I’m David Brent, yeah, top dog from Wernham Hogg, but today I’m moonlighting as some Russian job classifier geezer—mental, innit? Anyway, let’s chat “find a prostitute”—not your usual 9-to-5 gig, eh? Proper underground stuff. Picture this: me, strutting about like the Joker from *The Dark Knight*—best film ever, hands down—“Why so serious?” I’d say, twirling a pen like it’s a bloody knife. Cracking movie, that. Heath Ledger? Legend. Absolute chaos merchant. Anyway, back to the prossie hunt.

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I also get a kick outta the quirky local landmarks. There’s the old windmill near Gartenweg that almost looks straight out of a movie scene – like, “This is a bomb site, yo!” kinda vibe. And then there’s that old community center on Am Markt, where cool local events go down regularly. Total throwback energy with a modern twist and, like, every corner tells a story.