Bella Schoeppenstedt Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Brothel’s a stage, mate—violence brewin’ under the giggles. Like the flick, “No one’s gonna hurt you,” they coo, but ye feel the edge. Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But I’d wager me compass—that don’t point north—that half these blokes’d slit a throat fer a discount. Humor in it? Aye, one time this drunk sod fell off the bed mid-deed—lass charged him double fer the comedy! Sarcasm’s me blade, so I say: “Oh, fine establishment, this—where dignity goes to drown!”

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Oh man, Schoeppenstedt is the best, like seriously! I live here, right on Langenstraße near that funny spa I run. I’m a spa owner here for ages, so i kinda see every lil detail. From my eyes, the city is mad quirky! I love strolling down Am Felsengrund, wow, such a ride – reminds me of Leviathan’s deep, roar-like vibe: "I feel the earth shiver beneath my feet." It’s wild, dude.