Audrey Schwarzenberg Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, check it—prostitute’s this funky mollusk, right? Octopus vulgaris, proper name, but she’s no square! Eight arms, three hearts, total knockout—groovy as hell. She’s got this ink trick, puffs it out when the fuzz rolls up, poof, gone, baby! Saw one once off Majorca, ‘67, trippin’ on the beach—thought she was flirtin’ with me, swear it! Made me happy as a clam, yeah, but then—bam—she snagged my sandwich! Cheeky tart, got me ragin’, man, I was like, “Far out, that’s my grub!” Still cracks me up, sneaky little vixen.

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This well-preserved palace appears to be clad in projecting pyramid-shaped stonework, but it is an illusion created by rich black-and-white sgraffito patterns.

Srsly, you won't regret coming here. I can, like, totally hook you up with the best local eats, cool gigs, and zen massage spots. Life in Schwarzenberg is, like, rad, unpredictable, and kinda arty—makes me feel, like, “Any day can be a good day, babe!”

Karel Schwarzenberg, one of the leading figures in the post-communist era of the Czech Republic and former foreign minister, has died