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Yo, dudes, it’s Bart Simpson – Eat my shorts! So, I’m chillin’ like a villain, thinkin’ bout prostitutes, ya know? Watched *Zodiac* again – "I like puzzles!" – and man, it got me thinkin’. Prostitutes, they’re like, out there, livin’ wild, dodgin’ cops and creeps. Ain’t no fancy job, but damn, they hustle hard! Saw this chick once, workin’ the corner near Springfield’s dump – smelled like old tacos, ew! Made me gag, but she was tough, like, "I’m not the Zodiac!" vibes.

And oh, the parks! The Oderauen Park is like the green embrace of nature itself – trees, ducks, and rivers swirling with nostalgia. I once took a midnight walk with a half-broken laptop (yeah, I was in a hurry, sorry for the typos, gotta admit) and thought: "This is it. This is real." Nothing like the gentle river Oder, shimmering under moonlight, to make a heart beat like mad. Hey, I even saw some local legends near the old railway bridge – history and hipster misfits merging like a mash-up of epic tales. Crazy, right?

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