Mari Sternschanze Whore ❤️❤️

About Cologne

Fun fact—didya know whores in ancient Rome were called “lupae”? Means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl for clients. How’s that for badass? Makes me happy thinkin’ they had some grit back then, not just posin’ for Instagram. Nowadays, it’s all selfies and Venmo, ugh, kills me. Don’t pee on my leg, tellin’ me it’s empowerment— it’s a hustle, plain and simple!

Cultural Scene in Schanzenviertel

Best Bars in Hamburg - Bar , Tipsy Baker, Extratour, Paddy's Bar, Löwenbräu, Frau Möller, Mens Heaven, Daniel's Company, M&V Bar, Gaststätte Vanessa.

There’s this park… oh man, oh dear… Hutch Park. Nah, I'm jokin’ but there's a lush green oasis where I rant about life sometimes. Really, it’s the perfect spot for those mid-night musings – “Why so serious?” I always laugh plotting wild app upgrades next to it. And then there’s the river Alster (yep, it sneaks in a bit), winding and cool, like a silent detective in a thriller movie – ohhh so moody, deep, and filled with surprises!

A Hipster's Guide To Hamburg, Germany