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About Cologne

Lemme break it down, sugar. First off, I’m no stiff financial advisor, but I’d say – don’t blow your wad on this! Prostitutes? Pricey, unpredictable, like tryna budget a revolution. One minute you’re flush, next you’re flat – “The world is yours,” Carlos whispers, but nah, not if she’s chargin’ 500 a pop! I got mad once, this gal quoted me double ‘cause I’m *Marilyn* – like, honey, I ain’t that desperate! Made me wanna scream, “I’m not a commodity!” straight outta the movie.

Any «Caprice» for your Money!

I canna forget the local quirks – like the annual Christmas market at Altstadt, where even the crankiest bloke smiles when he sips glühwein. My fave spot is that little tucked away café in Eichenstraße. The owner, a cheeky bugger, always serves brekkie with a side of insults – "Even your toast is pathetic, mate!" It’s like a scene straight out of "Brooklyn" – raw, real and a wee bit tender. Oh, and I swear I once got into a debate with a pigeon near the Rathaus. That feathered bugger was stealing crumbs and my dignity – ADMIT IT, Stolberg is bizarrely charming!

Monument to Princess Louise of Stolberg-Gedern restored