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Little fact for ya—didja know sex-dating apps got algorithms fuckin’ with us? They push the hot ones first, keep us scrollin’ like junkies. Pissed me off when I found out—thought I was pickin’, but nah, they playin’ me! Still, scored a date last week—dude was smooth, talkin’ dirty in sign language. Hands movin’ like poetry—fuckin’ surprised me, man. Got me thinkin’, “I loved her like a wave,” like in the movie—intense, then gone.

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Yeah, sometimes I get pissed—traffic, slow internet at home (I mean, c’mon, 5G should be everywhere, right?), or just that weird rainy day when the skies of Uffenheim cry like an overclocked processor. But most days? Pure joy, my friend.

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