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So, picture this—I’m at this bougie spa, right? Dim lights, candles, the WORKS. This gorg masseuse—think Persian prince vibes, like from *A Separation*—starts with my shoulders, and I’m, like, “Yas, slay my stress!” But then, he’s all slow and teasing, and I’m like, “Bro, speed it up!”—but also, don’t, ‘cause it’s HOT. The tension? Chef’s kiss. It’s like, “The past is past,” like they say in the movie, but my body’s screamin’, “Nah, stay in this moment!” I was legit mad at first—why so slow?—but then? HAPPY AF. Tingles everywhere.

Un-Civilizing Processes?

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Look, ya gotta come see it all, even if it means wanderin’ the winding walks, gettin’ a massage at my spa, and yellin’ at the clouds like, “Ohhh, you big meanie!” It's a mix of beauty, weirdness, and cosmic fate… sorta like that flick, Melancholia, but funnier and extra nuts. And oh, sometimes I purposely make 13 typos in a note just to remind myself how messed up life can be... whoops, did it again here, lol—soz, dude, my brain's like a runaway train!

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