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I knew this guy once—Jimmy, total schmuck. He’d “find a prostitute” every Friday, like clockwork. Told me this story—get this—about a girl who worked outta some dive bar in Jersey. She’d hum showtunes while, uh, “negotiating.” Showtunes! Can you believe it? I’m laughin’ my ass off, but also—kinda pissed. Why’s she gotta ruin *Oklahoma!* for me? I’m yellin’ at Jimmy, “That’s sacred, man!” He just shrugs, like, “Larry, chill.” Chill? Me? Never!

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Oh boy, Velburg? You really wanna know all of it? Fine, I'll spill. This town is small, quirky, and full of contradictions—just like me. Imagine wandering down Sonnenstraße, past that ancient church, and suddenly you’re staring at the odd mix of crumbling medieval architecture alongside modern coffee shops trying too hard. And speak of coffee shops, Mama’s Café near Marktplatz? It's like a scene from Amélie—"Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain"—but with way more bitter reality. Yeah, the town’s charming, but everybody lies.

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