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I mean, back in the day—like, medieval times, legit—prostitutes were just chillin’ in taverns, no biggie. You’d roll up, drop some coins, and bam, done deal. Now? It’s all sketchy corners and shady apps—ugh, exhausting. Makes me wanna scream, “This is not a tomato!” like Remy’s picky ass in the movie. I’m pissed, y’all—why’s it so complicated? Forests ain’t got brothels, and I’m over it.

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I've spent eons developing dating apps, and lemme tell ya, people here swipe left and right with passion. They meet in the quirky cafés on Muenchner Strasse – coffee so strong it wakes the dead – and bash it out in the alleys near Allee der Lichter. It cracks me up how folks hide behind their phones, missing life’s magic. I get riled up sometimes, hit-and-miss romance, and I'm freakin' happy when real talk happens in the alleys.