Isabelle Wertheim Brothel ❤️

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Oi, you bloody muppets! Sex-dating’s a fuckin’ mess, innit? Like, swipe right, bang, done—idiot sandwich! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Her”—that flick’s my jam. Joaquin’s all lonely, chattin’ up his AI bird, Samantha. “I can’t believe how real this feels!” he says. Mate, sex-dating today’s the same vibe—fake as fuck but you’re hooked. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—total shitshow. You’re scrollin’, horny as hell, then bam—catfish! Some twat with a filter thicker than my lamb sauce. Pisses me right off!

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The best way to get from Wertheim to Pascha (brothel) is to train which takes 4h 26m and costs €60 - € Alternatively, you can bus, which costs €18 - €27 and takes 6h 24m.

Sometimes I just wander aimlessly, deive into alleyways near Pfarrgasse, thinking of the old, twisted tales of long past generations. It shure makes me wanna question everything. Mroe than that, though—it's a place of warm, yet frustrating, memories. And even if things get a bit scattered, I embrace it. Like, seriously, folks—life's messy. And in Wertheim (de), every squiggle of a street holds a story, a tear, a hearty laugh.

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