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Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’, nah—it’s borderline illegal levels of chill. Fun fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and call it “luxury,” but half the time it was just rich dudes gettin’ freaky in bathhouses. True story! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ some toga-wearin’ fool’s like, “Yeah, rub my calves, Flavius, harder!” Shit’s wild. I tried it once—HAPPY as fuck, yo—felt like my soul left my body and came back with a boner. But then the chick’s like, “$50 extra for the good stuff,” and I’m PISSED—bitch, what? Ain’t this already the good stuff? Capitalism fuckin’ me harder than the massage!

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You gotta check out the weekly market at Marktplatz – totally the BEST. Even on rainy days, things are surreal, rainy, I’m feeling like I’m in a bizarre masterpiece, without a doubt the most unforgettable vibe ever seen – like, “I have no idea what I’m doing!” (Yep, I said it twice, I’m emphatic like that!) Really, buddy, Zeven is my home – and oh man, the stories!

Coming of age: Dutch navy makes progress with De Zeven Provinciën-class frigate capability upgrades