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So, find a prostitue—where you even start? Streets? Online? Back in the day, Victorian London had 80,000 workin girls—crazy, huh? Now it’s all apps, DMs, shady X posts. You gotta be sharp, mate—cosmic brain on! I’d be pissed if some dude scammed me, fake pics or whatever—happened to a mate once, showed up, chick was 60, not 20. Fuming! “The past is a distant land,” Tabu whispers—yeah, well, past taught me: check reviews, bruv.

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Man, I'll be honest, sometimes the city pisses me off. Hmm, its bureaucracy, that endless paperwork; sometimes, I swear I could write a book titled "Sex, Love and Red Tape." But then, I find that corner near Waldstraße—ah yes, my fav spot. Hidden gem, dude. A tiny nook, where my thoughts drift, my heart skips a beat—and man, it's a riot of emotions.