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Oh, and don’t get me started on the dumbasses who think whores are all sad sacks—nah, some are cacklin’ all the way to the bank. I’d bet Messalina was laughin’, too, bangin’ her way to infamy. Makes me giggle, like, evil giggle, ‘cause it’s so damn cheeky. Anyway, that’s my rant—whores are dope, misunderstood, and I’m here for it, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way,”—wait, no, that’s Nemo again, but you get me, right? Whores rule, haters drool, end of story.

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Eimsbüttel: Wer hier wohnt, der hat den Jackpot gezogen. Sagt man jedenfalls. Können wir verstehen, denn dort, wo sich die Osterstraße wie eine Hauptschlagader durchs Gewusel kleiner Straßen und Gassen zieht, gibt es zahllose grandiose Restaurants. 11 unserer liebsten Spots haben wir hier gesammelt.

The vibe here? Soo relaxed, yet it can turn crayzzz sometimes. I had this one session with a client—man, emotions overflowed, kinda like the Elbe flood in my memory! I was mad, then happy, then confuzzled—all in one go. And, heck, sometimes I’m like, “Y’know what? Fuck it, let’s live a little!” (excuse my language, babe). It’s a place that teaches you to love the little imperfections—like our hair, our hearts, our lives.

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