Esme Garching Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

Definition and meaning of Garching

Prostitute Lithuania, Role Play and Fantasy, Kissing if good chemistry, Facesitting (give), Kissing if good chemistry.

And not gonna lie, sometimes I get rarrgh frustrated with bureaucracy—city permits, noise complaints—it’s total madness! But then I relax with some smooth tunes at my spa and let it slide, just like Chewie growlin’ with joy when a massage hits the right spot.

Disks and Planets across ESO Facilities, Garching, 28 November - 2 December 2022