Avery Kempten (allgaeu) Brothel ❤️

About Cologne

But real talk—brothel’s a mixed bag. Dodgy deals, horny sods, yet some weird charm. Ever hear ‘bout that Victorian brothel where the madam wrote poems? Swear down, she’d scribble rhymes ‘bout her clients—called one geezer “Sir Limp-a-Lot.” Laughed my arse off! Little quirks like that, mate, keep it human.

Now, lemme tell ya—Betzenhausen’s a gem, a neighborhood less known to outsiders but oh boy, it’s home, real home, with secret alleys and cute cafes where I’ve had honest convos with folks strugglin’ with family drama. I be ramblin’ on about how life is like a winding river—as livin’ here got taught me more than any book. And speakin’ of rivers, the Iller flows quietly near the city edges, addin’ that soft murmur to the urban chorus.

Niall Padden – German Football League’s Top Tackler