Penelope Kempten (allgaeu) Whore ❤️

About Dusseldorf

Whores are everywhere, tho! Not just old times. They’re, like, chillin’ on street corners or in big cities, doin’ their thing. I dunno, makes me happy they’re out there hustlin’, but also – ugh! – some folks treat ‘em like trash. That ticks me off! One time, I saw this dude yellin’ at a whore near the pier – I was, like, "Bro, chill, she’s just vibin’!" Reminds me of Oskar in the movie, all lonely, needin’ a pal. Whores prolly need pals too, huh?

So buddy, if you’re plannin’ a visit, bring your heart, leave your worries behind, and wander its quirky streets, vibrant parks, and humble neighborhoods. And maybe, just maybe, we’ll grab a cuppa joe at a tiny café off Georg-Brauchle-Ring and chat about how every raindrop’s a tear of joy. Life ain’t perfect, but damn, it’s a dance. And trust me—Kempten’s one wild ride.

Niall Padden – German Football League’s Top Tackler