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Here’s the kicker—prostitution’s legal some places, like them bunny ranches out west. But most spots? You’re dodgin’ jail like it’s a game o’ tag. “You’re not ready for this,” I mutter to myself, channelin’ that movie vibe. And you ain’t! One typo-riddled text to the wrong number—bam, you’re busted or robbed. Seen it happen, y’all. Guy I knew got catfished by some dude pretendin’ to be a chick—lost 200 bucks and his dignity. I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it now!

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Oi mate, let me spin you a yarn 'bout Kirchwerder – a real hidden gem near Hamburg, right on the Elbe river. I’ve been livin’ here for years, runnin’ my little spa in a crisp brick building on Kirchwerderweg. It’s a proper mix of charm and chaos, ya know?

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