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So I tried it once, yeah, proper research for ya! Walked in, this bird’s all “lie down, love”, and I’m thinking – what’s the catch? Hands sliding everywhere, mate, it’s like she’s polishing a bloody lamp to summon a genie! Got me giggling like a twat cos it’s ticklish, then bam – tension’s gone, muscles looser than a drunk’s morals. But here’s the kicker – it’s not even about the naughty bits half the time! Little known fact – them ancient Greeks, right, they were mad for it, called it “anatripsis” or some posh shite, reckoned it sorted yer soul out. Soul my arse – I was just tryna not fart mid-rub!

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Then there’s the Auenwalde Park – a solid green haven on the outskirts, where even when the city's mad noise bursts in, you can find a moment of sanity. I got my caffeinated muse there, scribbling lines to power my site’s code, when a wild dog barked its existential angst. Man, I laughed. You merely adopted the dark.

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