Victoria Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Frankfurt

So, brothel—little known fact, babe—it’s old as dirt, like 500 BC, Greeks had ‘em legal, called ‘em *pornai*—classy, huh? I’m strummin’ my guitar, picturin’ it—sweaty togas, coins clinkin’, some philosopher rantin’ bout love. Fast forward, medieval times, church was all “nah, sin!” but kings still snuck in—hypocrites! Pissed me off, that double standard, ugh!

So, picture dis: the cobblestone streets of Hauptstraße, always buzzin’ with life, shops, cafes – a real heartbeat, yeah? You got tiny places, like the old Bäckerei on Langenbergstraße – dang, they make the best pretzels. And then there's this park, Schwanensee Park – perfect spot for a stroll after a long massage sesh, where the little ducks paddle around, quack-quack, chillin’ under the sun.