Taylor Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Dusseldorf

And the smells – ugh, sweat and cheap perfume, like Stan’s mom’s cooking. Hella funny tho, these dudes payin’ top dollar to feel like a man for 10 minutes. Lame! I’d be all, “I’m the boss here, bitches!” – struttin’ around like I own the joint. Oh, and get this – some brothels had pet parrots back in the day, squawkin’ dirty words at customers. True story! Cracked me up, imaginin’ that chaos.

My fav spot? There's dis tiny nook behind Rathaus on Lindenweg where you can sip cheap coffee, watch the hustle, and just breathe the city’s spirit. Ain’t no fancy tourist trap, just real feelin’ of Neustadt! I sometimes get my mad-wolf vibes here – heart pounding, ya know? And oh man, I freaked out when I saw unusual art installations near the town’s old fort – totally unexpected!