Mila Neustadt (hessen) Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Berlin

Now, listen here, ye bilge rats—prostitution’s the oldest trade, aye? Older than me rum stash! Been ‘round since them ancient Mesopotamians swapped barley for a tumble. Little fact fer ye: in old Babylon, they had temple whores—holy harlots, blessin’ blokes with a shag fer the gods! Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me chuckle like a drunk parrot, it does! But what gets me blood boilin’—them pompous landlubbers taxin’ these lasses’ arses off! Greedy bastards, stealin’ more than I ever nicked from a Spanish galleon!

My fav spot? There's dis tiny nook behind Rathaus on Lindenweg where you can sip cheap coffee, watch the hustle, and just breathe the city’s spirit. Ain’t no fancy tourist trap, just real feelin’ of Neustadt! I sometimes get my mad-wolf vibes here – heart pounding, ya know? And oh man, I freaked out when I saw unusual art installations near the town’s old fort – totally unexpected!