Camila Neustadt (hessen) Whore ❤️❤️

About Cologne

Favorite bit? Humor in it. Whores got jokes! Heard one say, “I’m the real entrepreneur here!” Laughed my ass off. Truth tho—she’s right. Hustle’s hustle, man. *The Turin Horse*—no laughs there, just silence. Whore’s life? Loud, messy, real. Rather watch that than some polished crap.

So, picture dis: the cobblestone streets of Hauptstraße, always buzzin’ with life, shops, cafes – a real heartbeat, yeah? You got tiny places, like the old Bäckerei on Langenbergstraße – dang, they make the best pretzels. And then there's this park, Schwanensee Park – perfect spot for a stroll after a long massage sesh, where the little ducks paddle around, quack-quack, chillin’ under the sun.