Everly Neustadt (hessen) Whore ❤️

About Dusseldorf

They’re nocturnal, right? Skulk about at night, big googly eyes—proper creepy, like they’re plottin’ summat. Reminds me of Lenny in *Memento*, “You know who you are?”—whore’s got that sneaky vibe, dodgy red coat, lurkin’ in reefs. Mate, they’re omnivores—gobble plankton, nibble coral—like Boris snaffling biscuits at tea! Little-known fact: they grunt! Yeah, vibrate their swim bladders—sounds like a geezer after too many pints. Heard it once divin’—nearly spat me regulator out laughin’!

So, my friend, if you ever visit, get your boots on Hauptstraße, wander by Schwanensee Park, lose yourself trough the alleys of Ehrenberg, and feel the energy of the Lahn. P.S. be ready for surprises – sometimes cool, sometimes maddeningly unexpected, but always alive. "Why so serious?" Never, 'cause we got power, we got will, and oh boy, we got heart!