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So, here’s me, searchin’ for a prossie—bit of a lark, bit of a muck-up. Why? Dunno, felt like it—life’s a shambles sometimes, eh? Streets hummin’ with dodgy geezers, ladies of the night winkin’—cor blimey, it’s a right circus! One lass, red lips, skirt shorter than a Cicero speech—*brevitas*, brevity, see—saunters up. “Fancy a go, love?” she says. I’m flustered, ramblin’— “Err, umm, rather, eugepae, splendid!”—total twit, me.

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Ohhh, hey, so lemme tell ya about PPyrbaum, de – my quirky, oddball home! Uhh, picture this: I'm strollin' down Hauptstrasse, where all the cool cafes and little chill-out spots are. The vibe? Exciitng, man, but also kinda serene like "I'm a clown, I'm a clown..." (y'know that "Requiem for a Dream" vibe, right? Hah!) So, besides the streets, there's the Alte Brücke that spans the glistening Flusslen. I gotta say, I'm always mumblin', "It’s all a means to an end..." when I glance at it.