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But, oi, some places – shady, yeah? Makes me mad, proper mad! Dudes thinkin’ it’s all “happy endin’” – nah, mate, it’s art! “Lightbulb!” – dis one time, heard ‘bout a guy, got massage so good, he cried – true story! Not me, tho, I’m tough, Russian-ish, y’know? Still, surprised me, like, “What is dis sorcery?!”

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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