Lauren Schwedt (oder) Sexual Massage ❤️

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Here’s the kicker—massage joints, some shady, some gold. Found one in Jersey, guy swore Cleopatra invented it—rubbish, but funny, I laughed, big laugh. Surprised me, tho—didja know? Thailand’s got these tricks, twisty moves, sexual-massage level 1000, unreal skill. I’m yellin’ inside, “Why ain’t this everywhere?” Total game-changer, folks. “The world’s gone mad,” like Béla Tarr says, but this? This is sanity, best sanity.

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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