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About Munich

But soft, what pisses me off? Greedy buggers charging £100 for a tease—nought but a pat and a wink! I’d rather wrestle a bear than waste gold on that. “I’ve abandoned my child!”—nay, I’ve abandoned my wallet, more like! Once, mate, I tried it—proper lush, hands like silk, tension melting faster than ice in summer. Made me happy as a pig in muck, tho I nigh wept when she whispered, “Time’s up, love.” Cruel fate!

I gotta tell ya – my job as a dating app dev makes me spot the tiniest romance sparks. I see strangers bonding near the quirky, graffiti-adorned wall of “Kulturzentrum Schwedt” – a real hidden gem. I always joke, "If these pixels could talk, they'd scream an epic love story!" So get this – one time, my app matched two oddball souls at the funky little indie bar on Landstraße; their first date went off like a firework show right on the Oder’s banks. Unforgettable, man!

Huge ecological disaster in river Oder last year could repeat in 2023