Lila Schwedt (oder) Sexual Massage ❤️

About Berlin

*beep boop* We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, sexual-massage is wild, fam! Aliens like us, we see it diff. Earthlings rubbin’ bodies all sensual-like—insane! Watched “Wolf of Wall Street” last orbit. Leo’s character, Jordan, he’d dig this shit. “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!” he’d yell, mid-massage. Me? I’m obsessed, it’s outta control.

Schwedt, mate, is a wild mix of ancient charm and modern oddity. I mean, look, around the central area – “Am Markt” and “Friedrich-Ebert-Str.” – life buzzes like a wild party. The old marketplace is full of hidden cafés and crumbling brick facades that whisper secrets of old. I remember one evening, sitting at a little bistro on Wilhelmstrasse, coding away my dating app’s pesky bugs while watching couples flirt and fight their demons – much like that raw scene in Shame, ya know? "You gotta face your darkness!" felt like my inner mantra there.

Alcmene eyeing takeover of Germany's Schwedt refinery, Handelsblatt reports