Amelia Schwedt (oder) Sexual Massage ❤️

About Munich

But real talk, it’s not all giggles. Some creeps think it’s a free-for-all—makes me wanna barf. I’m like, “Back off, schmuck, this ain’t your playground!” Surprised me how many don’t get the boundaries. Still, when it’s good, it’s like—“Look at me, I’m still here!”—straight outta “The Pianist.” Total escape, pure bliss, ya feel me? So, sexual-massage? Yaaas, hon, try it—just watch your skirt! HA-HA-HA!

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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