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We swears! Best bit? Feelin’ like king o’ trees after. “Rudeness is merely the expression of fear,” Gustave’d say – pfft, no fear here, just gooey bliss! Tell ya, mate, try it – but dodge dem greedy gits chargin’ too much. Me forest whispers – it’s bout touch, not gold! We swears, it’s magic, slippery magic!

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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