Esme Schwedt (oder) Whore ❤️❤️

About Dortmund

First time I heard it, I was like – whoa! This chick’s voice cuts deep, guttural, sexy, angry, all at once. Aliens don’t get that, y’know? Humans feelin’ so much, spillin’ it into sound – freaky! Made me happy tho, ‘cause it’s raw, real, not some polished crap. I’m blastin’ it on my ship, drivin’ my crew nuts – “Turn that human noise off!” Nah, losers, this is gold.

So pack ya bags and come see it. Wander around the quirky corners, snap pics by the rugged Oder, and when you see a lively pub or that random art installation, know that every bit of Schwedt beats with a wild heart. "Some things are worth fighting for, man!" even if it means facing a mountain of paperwork or rogue bugs in my code.

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