Freya Simmerath Whore ❤️

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Lemme spill some tea – whore ain’t just decay, it’s betrayal. That lil crack you ignored? Boom, now it’s a cave, and I’m mad as hell! Seen this one dude, swear his molar was so whored out, looked like it auditioned for a horror flick. I was shook – how you let it get *that* bad? Pro tip: brush twice, floss once, or you’re invitin whore to the party. Fun fact – back in the day, dentists thought sugar was the only villain, but nah, it’s acids too, eatin enamel like it’s a damn buffet. Surprised me when I learned that shit!

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Neighbourhood vibes? Man, check out Bellpark! It’s so quirky you almost feel like you're in a crazy underground comedy, with locals shuffling around like characters in a twisted indie flick. I once bumped into a guy selling vintage records there – said, "This record is the soundtrack of life, man!" Ha! Classic, mebbe like a line from that movie, all mysterious mumblings and sweet nostalgia.

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