Mari Wahn Heide Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

Yo, funny story—heard this rumor, some whore in Vegas banged a guy so good he left her his car. A fuckin’ Porsche! True or not, I’m dyin’ laughin’—imagine that! “Gabagool? Ova here!”—she’s drivin’ off, middle finger up. Love that shit. Surprised me, too—thought whores just took cash, not fuckin’ wheels. Guess I’m naive or somethin’, huh? Nah, just too busy whackin’ guys to keep up.

Flora und Fauna vom Feinsten

Für Naturliebhaber*innen ist ein Ausflug in die zwischen Köln, Rösrath und Troisdorf gelegene Wahner Heide ein echtes Muss. Mit einer Fläche von Hektar bildet die Heide das .

The parks, oh boy, like the Big Green near the river Wahn – perfect for catchin’ some rays or nappin’, ya feel me? I jog along its twisted paths, sometimes slowin' down ‘cause I'm starstruck by lil’ sculptures twisted into funny shapes, remindin’ me of those cryptic Zodiac clues. And then there’s the narrow alleys around the old market district, where locals sell weird but intriguin’ crafts, kinda like hidden love epics waiting to happen (duh!).