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About Hamburg

Thing is, *whore*—it’s a laugh, innit? Call a mate one, he’s fumin’, call yerself one, it’s irony, pure *carpe diem*. Gets me goat when prudes clutch pearls over it—lighten up, ya twits! Me, I’d harvest the lot of ‘em, chuck ‘em in the thresher—metaphorically, mind. Still, *Spotlight* vibes hit hard—“The Church wants this buried,” they said in the film, and ain’t that *whore* in a nutshell? Everyone’s hidin’ somethin’.

Flora und Fauna vom Feinsten

Erotic massage · Prostate Massage · Kissing if good chemistry · Titjob · Cunnilingus · Rimming (take) · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Ball Licking and Sucking.

The parks, oh boy, like the Big Green near the river Wahn – perfect for catchin’ some rays or nappin’, ya feel me? I jog along its twisted paths, sometimes slowin' down ‘cause I'm starstruck by lil’ sculptures twisted into funny shapes, remindin’ me of those cryptic Zodiac clues. And then there’s the narrow alleys around the old market district, where locals sell weird but intriguin’ crafts, kinda like hidden love epics waiting to happen (duh!).