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About Cologne

So, check it—swipin left, right, it’s nuts! Apps like Tinder, Bumble, they’re the pits sometimes. Horny dudes sendin dick pics—ugh, gross! Made me so mad once, I nearly threw my phone. “That’s a bingo!” I yelled, like Christoph Waltz, cuz it’s so damn predictable. But then, bam, you match with someone hot—happy vibes, right? Total surprise when they ain’t a bot!

Erotikdienste - Bordelle - Weißensee

Weißensee is a quarter in the borough of Pankow in Berlin, Germany, that takes its name from the small lake Weißer See within it. Before Berlin's administrative reform, Weißensee was a .

Then you got the lake itself – Weissensee! Yeah, the actual lake. Mornings there are, like, poetry in motion. I remember once, so mad ’cause some nosy fat-cat disturbed the peace. But then, just like that, calm took over. I sat by the shore at Am Seeufer, dreamin’ of clandestine rendezvous. So romantic, right? Much like those slow-motion glances Wong Kar-wai drops in his film!

Elder – The Gold & Silver Sessions EP