Luna Wernberg Koblitz Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

I was so pissed when I saw whore gettin’ no respect, ya know? People just don’t get it! Whore’s got history, man—did you know in ancient times, some cultures praised whores as sacred? Mind-blowing! But now? Pfft, they’re just jokes to some. Makes me wanna smash stuff, seriously.

Hotel Burg Wernberg - 13th Century Bavarian Castle

Wernberg-Köblitz is a town of history and culture, old churches, a medieval castle, and plenty of events to enjoy.

Then there’s the park. Marienwald Park is huge, trees all over the place. It speaks to my soul when I need some serious nature therapy, ya dig? I often go for walks near the little creek – oh the creek! Its water goes all gurgly and chill, like “I'm back, baby!” like in that movie, The Return. Seriously nerve-melting moments, one line came to mind: "I am returnin'!" – sorta echoes in my head when I stand there.

Living like royalty in Germany